We've all heard about men having Guts or B alls. But do you really know
the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed
below...
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
B ALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
butt and having the balls to say: "You're next, fatty."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both
ultimately result in death.
2007-12-02 09:26:58 · 14 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh Mr GB what about the Super glue. I have never heard of glued guts. But................
2007-12-02 09:33:44 · answer #1 · answered by D 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is man's impression of God, because people "humanize" God, not wanting God to be greater then they. So as long as God has human faults, God is okay. I don't think God has a worry , nor is upset nor angry with anyone. Come Judgment Day, He will then sort things out, according to each and every individual's personal life....and until then, why should He be angry, jealous, hateful, sad, or anything? I don't think He is, because again, that would then be Humanizing God.
2016-05-27 07:11:07 · answer #2 · answered by audrey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha True.!!!
Death by the Broom, lol.!!!
Excellent again Greybeard.!!!
Cheers for a smile on the night shift.
2007-12-02 09:50:54 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol how right you are deffo in death,thanks for the laugh I needed this dry English humor,so have a star.xxxx
2007-12-02 09:33:37 · answer #4 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-02 09:33:19 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the pelvic bone
2007-12-02 12:54:25 · answer #6 · answered by john.dail79 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha very good have a star,,,
2007-12-02 09:30:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
So hilarious. LOL
2007-12-02 09:37:24 · answer #8 · answered by freaky_quotic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Or at the very least a black eye!!
LOL!!
2007-12-02 09:30:19 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha great i love it
2007-12-02 09:49:21 · answer #10 · answered by Timothy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋