Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however
they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi
Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to
pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought
she would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive
pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave
that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded
to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husband was con cerned
that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed
hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said:
"These girl nights have got to stop!
I'm starting to suspect the worst...
my wife came home with no panties!!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband,
"Mine came back with a card stuck to her *** that said.....
'From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you.'"
2007-12-02 08:50:13 · 13 answers · asked by wildeyes_heart_of_stone 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oklatom......here's my question.....How long do have you suffered thru not having a sense of humor?
2007-12-02 09:10:19 · update #1
For everyone else....Do you think that laughter is the best medicine and would you share it if it were?
2007-12-02 09:13:09 · update #2
lol - in jokes and riddles, it doesnt have to be a question, sometimes i can be a JOKE
2007-12-02 09:51:05 · answer #1 · answered by sweetgogana2007 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-02 09:08:56 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heard Before.
2007-12-02 08:52:27 · answer #3 · answered by Justin H 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol, thats soooo bad. oh yeah and in order to out smart mr. community guidelines, just slap on a question at the end of it, like anyone ever heard of this joke? or something like that then he cant report you. lol
2007-12-02 08:57:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anna 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was really a good joke and if I ever have to pee I won't stop at the cemetery (lol)
2007-12-02 08:54:39 · answer #5 · answered by mamaw2305 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What was the question???
And that is a lesson for us girls - Always have extra Kleenex with you, always!!!
Happy Holidays!!!
2007-12-02 08:55:42 · answer #6 · answered by DeeZee 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That deserved a slight chuckle.
2007-12-02 08:53:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good. I needed a laugh.
2016-04-07 04:09:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow great
favorite gets a star and yes laughter is a great use of medicine
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And what is that guy talking about he a big jerk
2007-12-02 09:25:55 · answer #9 · answered by Timothy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha... That's so messed up.
2007-12-02 08:52:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋