Muffins
2 Muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other,
"Hey, is it getting hot in here?"
The other replied, "HOLY SH*T! A talking muffin!"
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bad day
How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day?
She has a tampon behind her ear and doesn't remember what she did with her pencil...
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lubed up
Why should'nt you use crisco as a sexual lube?
It's shortening
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Adam
After God had created Adam he noticed that he
looked very lonely. He decided to help. He said
"Adam, I've decided to make you a woman. She'll
love you, cook for you, be sweet to you, and
understand you." Adam said "Great! How much will
she cost me?" The answer came back, "An arm and
a leg."
"Well," said Adam "what can I get for a rib?"
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Swallowed Whole
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!"
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Bunk Beds
Little Michael was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for awhile when he came into the house and asked her "Grandma, what is that called when two people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?" She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth.
"It's called sexual intercourse", she replied.
Little Michael just said, "Oh, okay" and went back outside to talk and play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,"Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called Bunk Beds! and Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you!
2007-12-02 08:26:35 · 25 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO...ROFL...'bunk beds' and 'u ask him'
2007-12-02 08:29:56 · answer #1 · answered by Cas 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice collection, of course. Of all , the ' bunk beds ' takes the cake. Well. Jimmy's mum sounds to be very serious type.
2007-12-02 17:23:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The blonde one was sooo funny! So was the muffin one! Y'know what? They were all funny! Have a star!
2007-12-02 08:30:42 · answer #3 · answered by . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! Funny! 100!
2007-12-02 08:29:27 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I only liked the last 2. but very very funny
2007-12-02 08:35:00 · answer #5 · answered by jettica24 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha properly solid i've got been given a intercourse humorous tale for you wish you like it :) on listening to that her grandad had merely died kate went and visited her nan to convenience her whilst she asked how he died her nan replyed by using sayin that he had had a heart attack on an identical time as makin love 2 her kate mentioned that it replaced into stupid that 2 previous human beings the place havin intercourse because it replaced into askin for worry her nan replyed by using sayin that they used to do it to the sluggish %. of the church bells because it replaced into merely the wonderful velocity she then wiped a tear from her eye and carryed on by using sayin''if that dahmed ice cream van hadnt come alongside he might nevertheless be alive immediately'' :) xxx
2016-10-18 21:10:53 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i loved the blonde's bad day and the bunk beds one!!!
i wasnt expecting THOSE.
2007-12-02 08:30:31 · answer #7 · answered by DeafGurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha all funny except for Adam
I expecially like the last one
2007-12-02 09:18:49 · answer #8 · answered by Timothy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL some gud some bad
2007-12-02 08:31:08 · answer #9 · answered by S D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Lot there. Keep up the good work.
2007-12-02 20:14:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Best Jokes Ever!
2007-12-02 08:31:29 · answer #11 · answered by Justin H 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋