I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly
dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a
couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this
money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'
'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.
'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.
'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said.
'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'
'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.
'Are you NUTS?!' replied the homeless woman,' I
haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'
'Well,' I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money.
Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my
husband and me tonight.'
The homeless woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband
be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty,
and I probably smell pretty disgust
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usting.'
I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman
looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.
2007-12-02 08:19:25 · update #1
Ha Ha! 100
2007-12-02 08:22:24 · answer #1 · answered by Justin H 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-02 16:37:21 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats a good one, all husbands should read this, very funny and yes it does teach a lesson in a funny way....
2007-12-02 16:23:16 · answer #3 · answered by Cynthia k 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow. that was great! i didnt laugh much, but it made a whole lot of difference to me! hehehehehe
2007-12-02 16:47:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol and that's a nice thing for you to do.
2007-12-02 16:31:43 · answer #5 · answered by Classy Clarissa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a star for you!
2007-12-02 16:41:29 · answer #6 · answered by Rawrrr. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cool...
2007-12-02 16:22:32 · answer #7 · answered by star_light 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋