i want to laugh thanks!
2007-12-02 08:01:06 · 6 answers · asked by Emily 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
plz anyone come on i need to laugh
2007-12-02 08:06:38 · update #1
An old guy named Arthur is lying in a hospital bed when a new guy is brought into the bed next to him. Eager for a chat Arthur leans up and pointing to his chest and coughing badly says.
"Cough, cough, cough .... Arthur ... cough, cough."
The other guy sits up and points to his chest.
"Cough, cough, cough .... Jim ... cough cough." He wheezes
Arthur "Cough, cough, cough 74, cough, cough."
Jim "Cough, cough, cough 78, cough cough."
Arthur "Cough, cough cough , cancer, cough cough."
Jim "Cough, cough cough .... Capricorn!".
2007-12-02 08:28:51 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This man walked into a bar and said ouch.
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.The teacher asked, "Johnny what is your problem?" Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is !!I think I should be in the third grade too!" The teacher had had enough. She took Johnny to the principal's office. While Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was... The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first grade and behave. The teacher agreed. Johnny was brought in and the conditions are explained to him and he agrees to take the test.
Principal: " What is 3x3?"
Johnny: "9"
Principal: "What is 6 x 6 ?"
Johnny: "36"
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third grader should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, " I think Johnny can go to the third grade," The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The principal and Johnny both agree.
The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Johnny, after a moment, "legs"
Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Johnny replied," Pockets".
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, " Put Johnny in the fifth grade, I missed the last two questions"
2007-12-02 16:07:41 · answer #2 · answered by K N 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol go on youtube and watch miss south carolina answers a question and then
Miss Teen South Carolina Calls 911
lol this man was like call 9-1-1
and she was like what the number what's the number??? but yeah i kinda feel sorry for making fun of her
2007-12-02 16:18:55 · answer #3 · answered by >t0g3ther< 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a couple have just got married
on there wedding night they sleep together
the man says to his wife "try on my trousers"
she did and said "they're way too big"
and so he said "now u know whoz the man in this relationship"
she tuk off her knickers and said "try these on"
he did and said "they're way too small"
and she said "u'll never get into them if u talk like tht"
LOL
so funni
xxx
hope i made u smile
:D
2007-12-02 16:06:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Joey prayed to God for a bike. But than he figured it didn't go that way. So he stole a bike and prayed to God for forgiveness. lol
2007-12-02 16:21:25 · answer #5 · answered by dela_chris 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so one time this duck came into a bar....and I forgot the rest
2007-12-02 16:06:14 · answer #6 · answered by Sam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋