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Did anyone find my penis? I lost it last night in a poker game. (I was being distracted by a cute girl at the time.)

2007-12-02 08:00:10 · 11 answers · asked by T Z 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

11 answers

you should stop gambling, look on the bright side, you won't be able to reproduce and bring someone like you in to the world.

2007-12-02 08:07:25 · answer #1 · answered by 400lbtwins 4 · 1 0

did you check the flea market? Or 2nd Ave towards St Mark's Place?

King Missle feels your pain
http://www.anysonglyrics.com/lyrics/k/kingmissile/detatchablepenis.htm

2007-12-02 08:05:10 · answer #2 · answered by Invisigoth 7 · 1 1

Yep I found it! How do I know its yours? Describe it for me...I'll let you know if I have the right one! lol

2007-12-02 08:06:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

haha lol I got it wrapped in some foil babe come get it lol

2007-12-02 08:03:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yes. You'll have to pay for it...

2007-12-03 08:24:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Do you have a problem?

2007-12-02 08:03:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

okay this is just gross.
its not funny at all..

2007-12-02 08:05:22 · answer #7 · answered by Push Play for Jonas 2 · 1 2

Did you look up your ***?

2007-12-02 08:04:09 · answer #8 · answered by cheeeeeezymouse25 3 · 1 1

ha, funny

2007-12-02 08:03:21 · answer #9 · answered by Def Poet {#1 Heat Fan} 6 · 1 0

my dog ate it..

2007-12-02 08:03:55 · answer #10 · answered by snoopy 4 · 1 0

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