Who would win in a fight, Jesus or Chuck Norris?
2007-12-02 07:59:11 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jesus might give chuck a bladder infection thereby making it impossible for chuck to fight back ...
2007-12-02 08:02:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 5⤋
Its my understanding that ancient martial arts did not reach Jerusalem in Jesus' day. All he knew was how to over turn tables and cast fishing nets. So, Chuck Norris would probably kick the crap out of Jesus. But then, on the third day, Jesus would miraculously resurrect and kill Chuck Norris in his sleep. So you tell me... Who does that make the winner?
2007-12-02 16:35:29 · answer #2 · answered by Lafurniture 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus would kick his F N A. No one stands a chance against Jesus. He is lord and master. Chuck Norris is just a B list Hollywood has been actor.
2007-12-02 16:08:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
What a stupid question. Jesus would never fight Chuck Norris because He is too busy making intercession for the saints on earth.
2007-12-02 16:09:36 · answer #4 · answered by zoril 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus the pacifist? Chuck by a knock-out, period.
Jesus w/power of the ALMIGHTY? Jesus' devine sponsor Revelations wins... so sorry Chuck... not this time~~~
2007-12-02 21:32:11 · answer #5 · answered by Beaver 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus for sure
The great orator would convert Chuck Norris to a person who shows the other cheek if he receives a slap on one side
2007-12-02 16:12:09 · answer #6 · answered by srevalsan 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus could call on his Christians...
In which case, Chuck Norris wouldn't stand a chance.
2007-12-02 16:04:32 · answer #7 · answered by Tally 3 · 2⤊ 4⤋
The fight is already over! Chuck Norris has already surrendered his life to Jesus many years ago.
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2007-12-02 16:14:41 · answer #8 · answered by Pilgrim in the land of the lost 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris could kill him 69 times before he hit the ground. Even through resurrecting, Jesus wouldn't be able to keep up...
2007-12-02 16:08:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
Chuck Norris, Has better moves.
2007-12-02 16:04:22 · answer #10 · answered by Fuzzy Squirrel 5 · 3⤊ 4⤋
Chuck, Jesus the man was apparently a pacifist
2007-12-02 16:03:53 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋