There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."
"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."
"Yep," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."
"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say... should we get naked?"
Sure enough, the two stripped down to the buff and sat down at the table.
"You know, honey," the little old lady replied breathlessly, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."
"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal!"
2007-12-02 07:50:39 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
love it .lol
2007-12-02 22:31:19 · answer #1 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-02 09:39:06 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol I must tell me folks about that cause they will be married 50 years in January.xxxxx
2007-12-02 08:00:39 · answer #3 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's amazing was 50 years does to a person. hahaha brilliant one.
2007-12-02 08:03:42 · answer #4 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
very good,suddenly my in box is rapidly shrinking !!! hahaha
what will become of me ? I will have to start selling bling to survive lolol
2007-12-02 08:55:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh oh my that is the best today i know i have said this today but this sooooooo funny star4u i wish it was more
2007-12-02 08:20:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-02 08:04:45 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one,keep em coming
2007-12-02 07:55:55 · answer #8 · answered by josephrob2003 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny indeed.
2007-12-02 18:04:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this my future??
Boob job on my list for Santa then!!
LOL!!
2007-12-02 10:08:26 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats so funny
2007-12-02 08:00:08 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋