An elderly man finds he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things; but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man.
The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?" The medicine man replies, "All you or your partner has to say is 1234, and it will go down. But be warned, it will not work again for another year."
The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers and prowess. That night he is ready to surprise his wife. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion and cologne. After he gets into bed and is lying next to her, he says, "123."
Suddenly he has the most gigantic stiffie he has ever had, just as the medicine man had promised. His wife, who had been facing away from him,
turns over and asks, "What did you say 123 for?"
2007-12-02 07:39:25 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good star4u
2007-12-02 08:36:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh I get it!!
123 for = 1234!
And if that was said then was gonna be 'sol', so outta luck.
But I don't get the joke...
And I don't think I'm suppose to get it either...
~ khamani moore jonas (nick)
r.i.p. Sean Taylor
2007-12-02 07:52:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (Reprise)" The version just before "A Day In The Life".
2016-04-07 04:00:11 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quitr interesting. A star of course.
2007-12-02 18:10:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Funny. But wht the hell's a stiffie. I'm so behind. Sorry. lol
2007-12-03 11:21:15 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Late Night Talk Shows♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I posted this and got slated because she said it and not him.No pleasing some people,have a star!
2007-12-02 07:42:44 · answer #6 · answered by Freakin 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor old guy, got a good hard one, then his wife takes it away. Bet he was pissed off.
Good joke,Thank you.
2007-12-02 08:00:03 · answer #7 · answered by skunk 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha another great joke from mechele's box lol.the in box I mean you pervs hahahahaha
2007-12-02 08:46:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha I like it great joke. Star award.
2007-12-02 08:01:04 · answer #9 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-02 08:07:48 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4.lol
2007-12-02 22:29:06 · answer #11 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋