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Question

1: Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

2: Can fat people go skinny dipping?

3: Why don't they make mouse flavoured cat food?

4: Why do they sterilize the needle before giving a lethal injection?

5: Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

6: What is the speed of dark?

7: Why do we call it a 'TV set' when you only have one?

8: If nothing sticks to teflon, how does the teflon stick to the
pan?

9: If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture paints a 1000 words. How dangerous is a fax?

10: If the police arrest a mime artist, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

11: What was the best thing before sliced bread?

12: Why do banks charge a 'non-sufficient funds' fee if they know you haven't got the money?

13: Why isn't there a 'B' battery?

14: If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

Answer 1

I hope these answers are what you were looking for! :^)

1: Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Glue in the Bottle: Because air can't get in to dry it; if you leave the top off for long enough it will start to dry inside.

2: Can fat people go skinny dipping?

Skinny refers to one in the flesh, without any additional baggage or weights to bear upon oneself.So yes fat people can go skinny dipping!

3: Why don't they make mouse flavoured cat food?

There Is Cat Food Flavored In Mouse. But Due To FDA Rules We Can`t Import It

4: Why do they sterilize the needle before giving a lethal injection?

The needles are mass produced for all medical needs and as such, during production all batches are sterilised.

5: Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

The same reason skydivers wear helmets to proctect their heads.

6: What is the speed of dark?

The Speed of Dark is a near-future science fiction novel by American author Elizabeth Moon.

7: Why do we call it a 'TV set' when you only have one?

The expression dates back to the early days of wireless (radio).
A wireless receiving set was so called because it used a set of components.


8: If nothing sticks to teflon, how does the teflon stick to the
pan?

Teflon was DuPont's original brand name for what now goes by various unattractive pseudonyms, such as "non-stick coated aluminum cookware," as well as a poetic variety of brand names. I'll call these slippery coatings "non-sticks." In the early days, what the non-stick stuck to was a mechanical issue. Manufacturers textured a pan by blasting its surface with grit, gouging little pits in the aluminum.



9: If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture paints a 1000 words. How dangerous is a fax?

Fax Machines are the ultimate weapons.

10: If the police arrest a mime artist, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Miranda rights only apply to custodial interrogation. This is a two part determination of are you in custody and are you being interrogated. Unless both elements are there, Miranda is not required. Even if they fail to give you your Miranda rights all that happens is that your statements cannot be used in court.


11: What was the best thing before sliced bread?

A bread knife was the best thing before sliced bread.


12: Why do banks charge a 'non-sufficient funds' fee if they know you haven't got the money?

Although it seems like they are trying to get blood from a turnip, they really have the fees there so that customers will not constantly run their accounts to zero and below.

13: Why isn't there a 'B' battery?

Because it isn't a proper noun,however it could be the begainning of a sentence which would make it have a 'B'.

14: If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

Decieving thought the name may be, dry ice is not H2O. It is a solidified gas.So the answer is no.

Answer 2

1: Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Glue is kept air tight so it stays liquified. Once it is squeezed out and exposed to atmosphere, it reacts with the oxygen to solidify.

2: Can fat people go skinny dipping?
Under thin ice.

3: Why don't they make mouse flavoured cat food?
Advertising mouse flavours wouldn`t really catch buyers.

4: Why do they sterilize the needle before giving a lethal injection?
It would be against the law not to follow medical procedures whatever the case.

5: Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
So they can camouflage until they attack!

6: What is the speed of dark?
The polar opposite of light.

7: Why do we call it a 'TV set' when you only have one?
The antennae used to be sold separately. The bigger ones were more expensive, but got the best reception.

8: If nothing sticks to teflon, how does the teflon stick to the
pan?
It is a substance that is chemically bonded with covalent electron bonds. It is strong and stable enough to not let any other materials "stick" to the bond.

9: If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture paints a 1000 words. How dangerous is a fax?
1000 words mightier than the sword.

10: If the police arrest a mime artist, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why not? He does.

11: What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Baking bread.

12: Why do banks charge a 'non-sufficient funds' fee if they know you haven't got the money?
I don`t know what this is. lol

13: Why isn't there a 'B' battery?
It would be too confusing, so they skip right past it. Kinda like scantrons that skip the letters E and I.

14: If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
Yes, but you would burn. =]

Answer 3

1) because glue only sticks if it is reacted with oxygen?
2) ye coz skinny dippin is goin into water naked like lake so day can!
3) becuse you cnat really get mouse flavourings or anything?
4) so it decreases the chances of any other diseases get to the current patient
5) part of their uniform
6) there is no speed of dark as it is a vacuum.
7) because it has a lot of othrs things wit it likea dvd player video player and a number of differnt channels!
8) it only reacts when with certain objects?
9) its not as it isnt used with a pen!?
10) probably coz they say it to everyone
11) un- sliced bread?
12) to make sure you dont have the money?
13) there used to be 1 bt it doesnt get used
14) no becuse the ice will turn into water so it would be wet!

Answer 4

1: ummmm i guess because of something coated on the inside of the bottle
2: yes, but I seriously hope the don't
3:....animal cruelty?
4:hmmmmm i guess they respect hygiene
5: good question...no idea
6: 1million darkyears per second ?
7:u have the screen and the outside part.....i dont know!
8: you see...when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much.....................
9: faxylicous
10: pssshhhhh the mime would beat them up before they could arrest him
11: not sliced bread
12:cause they're jerks
13:because it sounds like you're stuttering
14: that depends, is there water in the tub?

Answer 5

cos more anoyin stikin to ya fingers
fattest an if i jump in id ave pool to meself so there
perhpas cos certain takeaways cooked all the meece
cos they can
cos thers loads of poo
highpitched haha
cos sq box is daft
magical powers beware of the teflon
why dont the ydual wiv pens instead
yeah wiv the cuffs an cuthis tongue off
unsliced i expect
cos there gits
cos he slopped off for a slihgt chrage an got the sk
yup but you may coff to daeth or ya nobbley bits may freeze an drop off oouch

Answer 6

1. ?
2. yes
3. ?
4. cuz the people b4 them might have a disease, and its nasty if u dont. u could get an infection
5. ?
6. it doesnt have one
7.cuz it comes wit a remote
8.?
9.?
10.yes, cuz its the law
11.government cheese
12.cuz their stupid and they just want to take ur money
13.cuz it would b too small
14.yea bt dry ice is like powder

Answer 7

1. the packets of the glues are made out of plastic which most glues don't stick to
2.ermj i don't think so
3.because cats love mice
4.i don't know
5.haha intresting i wonder why
6.sometimes very slow sometimes very fast
7.people are used to say it that way
8.haha
9.very
10.yes
11.whole bread
12.ask the bank
13.that will be confusing to say
14.no

Answer 8

1 good question
2 euhmm
3 good question
4 euhmmm
5 good question
6 euhmmm
7 okay
8 euhmmmm
9 okay
10 yes
11 euhmmm
12 good question
13 euhmmm
14 =-)

Answer 9

I can't answer these questions, they're too damn funny!!!!