There was this really old guy at a dance who hadn't had any sex for a long time. He'd been dancing with the grandmas all night, but he still hadn't scored.
Frustrated, he approached an old grandma and said,"Listen, I'm having no luck scoring a woman. How about coming back to my place? I'll give you $20 if you oblige!
"I'm willing, let's go," she said. They arrived back at his place, and after a bit of foreplay, they headed for the bedroom. The old guy loved the sex and couldn't get over how tight the grandma was for such an old woman. Surely she's got to be a virgin.
After the wonderful performance, he rolled over and said,"Wow! Lady, if I had known you were a virgin, I would have given you $50".
Surprised, she replied, "If I had known you were actually going to get an erection, I would have taken off my pantyhose!"
2007-12-02 07:32:41 · 16 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFLMAO!! Another good one, Mechelle! *star*
2007-12-02 07:36:47 · answer #1 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny I gave you a star
2007-12-02 14:22:44 · answer #2 · answered by Sheerhose 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very good.
here is a very politicaly incorrect joke ,I thought I better post it in here :
An Irish man and a Jewish woman are having sex.The man says : You not very tight for a Jew.She replies : You not very thick for a paddy !!!!........just to do with sex,ok ? nothing about anything else........lol ? !!!
2007-12-02 08:42:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, Thats y I dont go to the supermarket anymore
2016-04-07 03:59:34 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-12-02 09:38:22 · answer #5 · answered by TRACI 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW
thats is some funny stuff
2007-12-02 07:50:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-02 08:09:23 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!
2007-12-02 07:36:41 · answer #8 · answered by Freakin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMHO. , oh oh oh, You are The Best,love Ya.Jo xx
2007-12-02 07:42:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol u just earned a star!
2007-12-02 08:15:03 · answer #10 · answered by Rawrrr. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋