My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her thong underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.
She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car.
My future mother & father-in-laws were standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
2007-12-02 07:01:00 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha bloody brilliant!! just called the husband in to read this and he snorted with laughter too!
2007-12-02 07:35:56 · answer #1 · answered by fingerlickinchicken 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am so sorry that you are going through this. My sister's boyfriend approached my niece when she was around 13 years old. I am not sure of all of the details. My sister took him to court and removed his parental rights to see his daughter (who was a baby at that time). The 13 year old had a different father. Your sister is a minor. His mother crying does not change the fact that her son is a pervert. His mother's natural instinct is to protect her son. He was wrong. The situation is very upsetting. I hope that there is someone that you can talk to right now to sort out what needs to be done. Would your sister be more comfortable sleeping at a different place tonight? Better yet get your fiance out of the house away from her right now.
2016-04-07 03:56:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-02 08:51:27 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I posted this a few weeks ago and got slated for posting such an old joke.No pleasing some people- have a star!
2007-12-02 07:04:50 · answer #4 · answered by Freakin 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yah I have heard it before but could not remember it and the puinchline was good.
2007-12-02 23:43:44 · answer #5 · answered by joe m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-02 08:12:52 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. Love that one..!!
2007-12-02 07:14:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, 10/10, star, hilarious.
2007-12-02 07:06:03 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great story, would be funnier if it had really happened to u
2007-12-02 07:13:24 · answer #9 · answered by ReesiesPeesies 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man ... it is hilarious...but what after the mariage... little sister is still there init?
2007-12-02 07:05:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋