a junky walks into a corner shop and asks the man
" have you got an cat food?"
the assistant replies
" oh no, i know what you're like you dirty b*~ggar, show me a cat and you'll get cat food !"
the man pulls a cat from his pocket and show him it. he gets the food
next day, same junky, same shop
" can i get some dog food?"
" show me a dog and you'll get dog food ".. hauls a dog from his toher pocket and gets the food..
NEXT DAY, the junky comes in with a huge parcel.. wrapped and bowed and lays it on the counter..
the assistant says
" whats this now ? "
junky says " present for you "..
the assistant opens it up, and there lies the biggest pile of p*ss and crap you've ever seen
" can i get some toilet paper ? "..
2007-12-02 07:00:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hurl puke gag nastiness
2007-12-02 07:22:14 · answer #1 · answered by sallyaboulter 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-12-02 15:17:35 · answer #2 · answered by ReesiesPeesies 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-02 15:02:54 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny:)
2007-12-02 15:09:21 · answer #4 · answered by SRKFanatic™ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny! Star.
2007-12-02 15:03:53 · answer #5 · answered by Sucre Noir 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha!
2007-12-02 16:56:31 · answer #6 · answered by Justin H 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ewwwwwwwww but funny
2007-12-02 15:34:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha,
funny.
2007-12-02 15:07:26 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ewwwww gross but funny!
2007-12-02 15:37:42 · answer #9 · answered by fingerlickinchicken 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
2007-12-02 15:31:28 · answer #10 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋