It is almost christmas and I want to see a good spoof of "The 12 Days of Christmas."
Ex.
On the 12th of Christmas my redneck friends gave to me:
12 kids drumming on trash can
11 new boxes of plastic utensils
10 make shift chairs
9 plastic Kroger purses
8 five stringed guitars
7 hunting rifals for shooting
6 outdoor sofas
5 chicken wings
4 dried dog terds
3 tire swings
2 empty beer cans
and tornado blowing away my trailor
Be the first to make me laugh, and I will give you 10 pts.
2007-12-02 06:40:46 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
12 heaps of roadkill
11 guys a fishing
10 fish a jumping
9 ladys cooking
8 hens a chirping
7 ducks a swimming
6 shotguns shooting
5 jugs of moonshine
4dogs a barking
3 possums baking
2 coons in garbage
and a hankerchief on a doorknob
2007-12-02 14:08:13 · answer #1 · answered by Ginnykitty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋