A young Bride-to-Be was preparing for her Wedding, and though Naive, she knew what her new Husband would just Love on their Wedding Night. So She asked her Mother to buy her a Long, Black, Sexy Negligee, and to fold it carefully so it wouldn't wrinkle, and place it in Her suitcase.
The Mother forgot until the last minute. She dashed out to find one, but could only find a Short, Pink Nighty; so She bought it, rushed back, and threw in in the suitcase.
That night the Groom carried His Bride into Their Suite, and being Self-Conscious, He asked Her to change in the Bathroom; and not to Peek until He got ready and into bed.
The Bride opened her Suitcase, and saw what her Mother had done!
"Oh, No!", She Cried. " It's Short, Pink, and Wrinkled!"
Her New Husband Screamed, "I Told You not To Look!"
2007-12-02 06:29:44 · 9 answers · asked by Ab 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very naughty, but funny nonetheless
2007-12-02 06:33:54 · answer #1 · answered by SiSi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-02 06:55:32 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me smile!
2007-12-02 06:41:06 · answer #3 · answered by Tickle me emo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
totally giggle-worthy
definately a ten.
2007-12-02 06:37:04 · answer #4 · answered by Vilhelm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL nice one xD
2007-12-02 06:36:24 · answer #5 · answered by Luthien 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good one
2007-12-02 06:36:45 · answer #6 · answered by hassan v 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao that is funny
2007-12-02 06:38:41 · answer #7 · answered by 9javiolaanimebabe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, funny.
2007-12-02 07:00:43 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA
2007-12-02 06:57:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋