A wife sent her husband and their daughter to the health food store with a carefully prepared shopping list. They returned with brussel sprouts, organically grown tomatoes, wild rice, tofu, veggie burgers, celery stalks, .... and a box of chocolate cookies.
The man noticed his wife's hostile glare when she pulled out the cookies. So he said, "Hey, this box of cookies has one-third less sugar AND fat than usual!"
"Really? And just why is that?" she asked icily.
"We ate a third of the cookies on the way home," he grinned.
2007-12-02 06:00:55 · 16 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A new kind of diet. lol
2007-12-02 06:39:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-02 06:56:35 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny enough for 3 Ha Ha s! ( out of 4).
2007-12-02 06:11:28 · answer #3 · answered by ~ Floridian`` 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A new way to diet. How funny. Lol
2007-12-02 06:26:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am not surprised he ate the cookies, hate to think whats for dinner with those ingredients, pmsl
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2007-12-02 08:52:41 · answer #5 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent. I would have eaten the whole box. LOL
2007-12-02 06:20:53 · answer #6 · answered by Paulus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who needs weight watchers. lol
2007-12-02 09:37:43 · answer #7 · answered by Cathleen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha them little cookie monsters
2007-12-02 07:22:26 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
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2007-12-02 06:39:02 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha a slim joke at last lol!
2007-12-02 06:04:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋