A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child. Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block."
The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."
2007-12-02 05:34:52 · 30 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ho ho ho i never run out of gas
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2007-12-02 10:08:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-02 15:08:13 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao
2007-12-02 14:16:13 · answer #3 · answered by * Qυεεи * 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A new way of walking the dog. hahaha
2007-12-02 14:24:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it
2007-12-02 13:38:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! out of gas! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha! THAT'S FUNNY! NOT!
2007-12-02 13:40:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Does it mean about the gas gas, not the fuel gas? THats what I think it means, anyway
2007-12-02 13:38:35 · answer #7 · answered by iSтαℓк 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That's a good one. I have seen variations of it, but not that one. LOL
2007-12-02 13:50:13 · answer #8 · answered by Paulus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-02 13:42:11 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
best of the day
2007-12-02 14:25:57 · answer #10 · answered by SPUDULIKE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie, but still a goodie! lol.
2007-12-02 14:02:23 · answer #11 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋