A plane was taking off from the Winnipeg airport. After it reached a
comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement
over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from Winnipeg to Montreal . The
weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and
uneventful flight.
Now sit back and relax.. OH, MY GOD!"
Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back
on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I
scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant
accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee on my lap. You should see the
front of my pants!"
A passenger yelled: "That's nothing. You should see the
back of mine!"
2007-12-02 05:33:46 · 24 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one. That reminds me of a flight home from Crete I can still see the air hostess sitting with the rosary beads. Not a good flight.
2007-12-02 07:18:54 · answer #1 · answered by D 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-02 08:49:49 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-12-02 05:36:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one man, a star for you.
Made my day today.
Thanks
2007-12-02 05:41:26 · answer #4 · answered by gurkha guru singh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee Hee!
2007-12-02 05:39:59 · answer #5 · answered by lottie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A classic.I'm glad I wasn't on board!
2007-12-02 05:44:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-02 05:50:43 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-12-02 06:03:53 · answer #8 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, 10/10, brilliant, star.
2007-12-02 06:54:50 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke.
Thanks.
2007-12-02 06:04:49 · answer #10 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋