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2007-12-02 05:29:22 · 24 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
if u have memory problems ..... can u repeat the question?
2007-12-02 19:39:31 · answer #1 · answered by avalanche 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-12-02 05:35:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-02 07:04:02 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol now that was sssooo very funny loved the last one,here have a star you desevered that.xxxx
2007-12-02 05:37:06 · answer #4 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. I was doing fine reading till I got to line 7 and burst out laughing. Thank you for the laugh.That was pretty good.
2016-04-07 03:44:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahha good one i heard one like that on rick dee's and the weekly top 40 so long ago but it was different good job<33
2007-12-02 06:17:51 · answer #6 · answered by sixxss 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent. But I'm still holding, LOL
2007-12-02 05:52:47 · answer #7 · answered by Paulus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are great. Best ones I seen in ages. lol
2007-12-02 06:38:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol..another funny one
2007-12-02 05:42:26 · answer #9 · answered by **aLa$iA** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a great list.
2007-12-02 09:32:05 · answer #10 · answered by Cathleen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, what is the number hun, think i need to call them, pmsl
star time
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2007-12-02 08:58:58 · answer #11 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋