Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department.
One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the
hole in.
They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved
on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl
digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what
they were doing.
So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two
are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole,
only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"
The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably
looks odd because we're normally a three-person team.
But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick."
2007-12-02 05:26:44 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I didn't see that one coming. Here's one for you:
Hear about the blonde that thought watching "Two and a half Men" was educational... because it contained a fraction?
Have a star and a great day.
2007-12-02 05:31:43 · answer #1 · answered by steven5ball 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do you like this one... Blonde paint job A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
2016-05-27 06:19:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-02 10:43:17 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmfao! Thats really funny here's a star!
2007-12-02 05:31:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if it wasn't a blonde bashing joke I'd like it...
what about replacing "blonde" for ignorant men?
2007-12-02 05:41:07 · answer #5 · answered by sunoverla 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol blonde jokes never cease to amuse me
even though i'm blonde
2007-12-02 05:40:18 · answer #6 · answered by youdidnotjustsaythat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o wow.... itz funny, but im not impress. y is it that only blonde GURLS get picked on?? blonde guys r dumb too!
2007-12-02 05:32:11 · answer #7 · answered by Samzz101 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hehe that was funny =)
heres a star
2007-12-02 05:30:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice dats a good one
2007-12-02 05:31:35 · answer #9 · answered by Roberta R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WoW thtaz funny but do you people know that not ALL blondes are dumb*****!! I know like 5 smart*** blondes.
2007-12-02 05:35:12 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋