A man walks into a bar, late one night completely knackered and dripping with sweat and orders 5 whiskies.
"What's wrong with you?" The barman says.
"In my car I've got a nymphomaniac - you couldn't satisfy her if you were there 'til Christmas," he replies.
"We'll see about that," says the barman and goes out to the car park.
He has been in the car with the woman for a while when there is a knock on the window and a policeman shines his torch in. The barman jumps up and winds down the window to talk to the policeman.
"It's all right officer, I'm just kissing the wife," he says.
"Oh, I'm sorry sir, I didn't know it was your wife" replies the cop.
The barman replies -"Neither did I 'til you shone your torch!"
2007-12-02 05:24:43 · 30 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is super. I love it. That is the kind of humor that is not too raunchy yet witty.
2007-12-02 05:29:46 · answer #1 · answered by Paulus 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-02 07:05:28 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Looks like they got caught in the act. Lol
2007-12-02 06:23:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha quick switch the damned light off as it is better with a stranger !!! lol
2007-12-02 05:48:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol i got it after rereading it XD
2007-12-02 05:33:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cool. Here's one for you:
An Englishman comes home and finds his wife in bed with three guys.
He says, " 'ello, 'ello, 'ello."
The wife says, "Aren't you gonna say 'ello to me, love?"
Have a star and a great joke day.
2007-12-02 05:40:55 · answer #6 · answered by steven5ball 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hey I like that one LMAO
2007-12-02 05:28:41 · answer #7 · answered by angela m 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha dats funnae
2007-12-02 05:28:29 · answer #8 · answered by GothyGirl 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
kool have heard it before but its still good lol
2007-12-02 05:44:47 · answer #9 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, loved it hun, pmsl
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2007-12-02 09:02:42 · answer #10 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋