At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be
The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and *poof* she's gone.
The second says, "I want to be Madonna and *poof* she's gone.
The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini.."
St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he ask
"Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.
St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing He hands it back to her and says.
"No sister, the paper says it was the ' Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."
Anyone like it? lol
2007-12-02 05:23:56 · 15 answers · asked by Kez 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one kez 10/10 and a star
2007-12-02 05:30:32 · answer #1 · answered by dizzydi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. You missed the closing line you say to people after you've told the joke - "..and if you laugh at that you'll go to hell!"
By the way, do you know why nuns always go about in twos? It's so that one nun sees that the other nun gets none.
(Sorry Andrew M. We must have sent it in together.)
2007-12-02 13:32:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two Nuns have just been raped and they are bit shocked, Jesus Mary Joseph! Says one Nun. "How are we going to explain to the Holy Mother that we've been raped twice".
"No" It was only the once" Said the other Nun...
"Well aint we coming back this way again!"
"Oh yes please!"
Why do you always see more than One Nun at any one time. So the other Nuns make sure that the other Nuns...don't get none!
Yes I liked yous and mine is just as bad!
2007-12-02 13:31:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL Yeah and nuns are wayy more hip than you may think, my mom is friends with this nun who gives out free condoms and yes she is a Catholic nun :-)
2007-12-02 19:20:24 · answer #4 · answered by noituloeve maerd 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sister #3 may develop a bad 'habit'
2007-12-02 13:31:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-02 17:37:50 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahha
did u make that up?? if so well done
cos thats hilarious
2007-12-02 13:38:10 · answer #7 · answered by youdidnotjustsaythat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats really good.
2007-12-02 13:44:34 · answer #8 · answered by lovebird25 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Horny nun.
2007-12-02 14:23:20 · answer #9 · answered by cynical 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent! lol LOL LOL hahahaha
2007-12-02 13:44:08 · answer #10 · answered by iSтαℓк 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋