Q: Why do they bury mothers-in-law 18 feet down, when everyone else is buried 6 feet down?
A: Because, deep down, they really are very nice people
I bought my Mother in law a chair for Christmas, but she wouldn't plug it in.!!
I always know when it's the mother-in-law knocking at the door – the mice throw themselves in the traps.
The doorbell rang this morning. When I opened the door, there was my mother-in-law on the front step.
She said, "Can I stay here for a few days?"
I said, "Sure you can." And shut the door in her face!
Then there is the joke about the guy who was told by his doctor that he has only 6 months to live. He decides to move in with his mother-in-law, because living with her for 6 months will seem like forever
Last week my wife and I went car shopping, and the salesman asked if I wanted a car with an Air-bag. I said, "No thanks. I already have a Mother in law."
2007-12-02 05:10:20 · 19 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I saw the mother inlaw Walking down the path so i jumped from behind the garage and shouted BOO! She said you nearly frightened me to death, so i shouted BOO! BOO! BOO
2007-12-02 05:11:18 · update #1
haha love them.......the lokes not the in lawslol.have not got any so is this the secret to happiness and a long life ?? lol
2007-12-02 05:37:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol!!!! Really love the boo one. Ever heard the one of The Simpsons, its about an annoying wife, I'll shorten it. A genie visits this man and says you have three wishes. But what ever you have your wife has double of that. The man says" I want 1 million pounds." The genie gives him that but his wife has 2 million. He's a bit annoyed at this time. Then he asks for a sports car. He gets his sport car but yet again his wife had 2 sports cars. Now hes really annoyed and its his last wish, so he says " I wish I was beaten half to death!" Hope you liked :-)
2007-12-02 05:21:14 · answer #2 · answered by Dan B 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol- I like the one with 6 months to live. Star for you =]
2007-12-02 05:13:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-02 05:14:15 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao i asked my ma in law what she wanted for xmas she said something to wear round her neck so i bought her a rottweiller
2007-12-02 09:11:50 · answer #5 · answered by S D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Totally fantastic. i bet many of those lines has been used, but not as a joke! deffo a star!
2007-12-02 05:16:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent jokes.
2007-12-02 06:19:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny i like them all have a star!
2007-12-02 05:49:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've met my mother in law then.
2007-12-02 06:50:20 · answer #9 · answered by sweet cheeks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those jokes are good. lol
2007-12-02 09:15:38 · answer #10 · answered by Cathleen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋