A short elderly woman burst into a pet store. "I want to buy a canary, but it's got to be a good singer! I've got good, hard US cash, but I'm only paying for a good singer."
The shop owner began moving a ladder towards a small cage on a shelf about fifteen feet up, near the ceiling of the store. "Ma'am, I've been in this business for forty years and the best singer I've ever heard is in that cage."
"Don't think I'm gonna feel obligated to pay for something I don't want just because you're climbing up a ladder like a monkey. I want a canary, but it's got to be a singer."
By this point, the shop keeper was coming down the ladder. "Ma'am, this bird is a veritable feathered Caruso!" He placed the cage on the counter and the bird burst into melody after melody.
Awed, the woman murmured, "Why, he is a good singer." Suddenly she screamed, "Hey, this bird's only got one leg!"
The pet store owner was unperturbed. "Lady, what do you want, a singer or a dancer?"
2007-12-02 05:02:52 · 15 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
♫♫♪♫♪♫ .lol
2007-12-02 07:07:06 · answer #1 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-02 05:09:43 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one LMAO!
2014-07-22 02:42:10 · answer #3 · answered by Tawny 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha the bird factor
2007-12-02 05:14:58 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bird has one thing missing..its leg. Your joke has one thing missing...humour. I haven't laughed at one of your jokes yet. None are funny.
2016-04-07 03:40:56 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke
2007-12-02 09:13:50 · answer #6 · answered by Cathleen 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2007-12-02 07:09:56 · answer #7 · answered by D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-02 05:07:56 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just let the auditions begin
2007-12-02 05:06:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, that was excellent hun, pmsl
star time
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2007-12-02 09:14:51 · answer #10 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, tell that joke on american idol... America needs to hear it
2007-12-02 05:11:39 · answer #11 · answered by Samzz101 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋