..."huge hairy plates of meat".
I'm devastated, cos I considered them my best feature.
Is size 5 big?
2007-12-02 05:02:37 · 23 answers · asked by Ms Minger 3 in Health ➔ Other - Health
Am sorry darling but I was shocked when I saw the size of them, the last time I was with a "bird" with feet that big was that unfortune incident with Big Debs, the shemale from Sheffield.Biitch, she could have told me!
I love you
2007-12-02 07:11:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Despite what everyone is saying, size five is not average - it's small. The average foot size for a woman is a seven or eight... I wear a nine and I don't consider my feet that big. I have a friend who's cursed with a size thirteen.
2007-12-02 06:20:54 · answer #2 · answered by Elisabeth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My jesus creepers are size six. And I'm five foot nothing, and not a patch on you in the womanly figure stakes.
Don't let Crispy upset you, he's still sulking over the whole great dane episode.
P.s
I know you're familiar with vagisil, but how about trying some odour eaters?
2007-12-02 09:55:44 · answer #3 · answered by sam h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would hazard a guess from looking at your avatar that size 5 feet in your case would be your best feature. If they are hairy may I suggest that you shave them regularly? Size 5 is a normal size for a normal woman, are you normal?
2007-12-02 05:35:55 · answer #4 · answered by happy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
size 5 isnt big, but if they are hairy its a bit of a turn off to some men
maybe you should shave them or have them waxed?
Mine are size 7, and that is big, I always dreamed of having size 5 feet
You are just perfect Ms Minger, ignore crispy!
2007-12-02 05:15:04 · answer #5 · answered by dances 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Size 5 is petite! My feet are a size 9.I do have large hairs sprouting on the toes aswell,i sound hot dont i?
Edit:I think it will have been some time since Crispy has seen his feet hehe bless him!
2007-12-02 05:06:30 · answer #6 · answered by babscabs 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A size 5 is normal.
2007-12-02 05:05:53 · answer #7 · answered by Ollie 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am a 7 so I dread to think what this idiot would have to say.
What a 5 star plonker....
Crispy does not seem like a person I would like very much, far too shallow
2007-12-02 05:58:37 · answer #8 · answered by Jean M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i must be abnormal if people are saying size 5 is small i'm only a size 3 so you can imagine the problems i have getting shoes lol
2007-12-03 07:38:52 · answer #9 · answered by maggymae 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He will send you an apology. Size 5 is a nice size.
2007-12-02 05:06:57 · answer #10 · answered by D 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋