One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on an exotic parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher. Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the bid - the fine bird was finally his! As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the Auctioneer, "I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can't talk!" "Don't worry", said the Auctioneer, "He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?"
2007-12-02 04:54:51 · 13 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was funny
monk what are you on about? that was a good clean joke
well done rose*
2007-12-02 05:06:09 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke.. I know a Real monk and also an Auctioneer he will appreciate this friendly joke.. Thumbs Up
2007-12-02 05:10:13 · answer #2 · answered by Brother Enrique 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-02 05:10:56 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, thats what you get for wanting a talking bird, pmsl
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2007-12-02 09:36:51 · answer #4 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Birdie
2017-04-18 14:34:05 · answer #5 · answered by Mike 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha ha ha,it's a pretty smart parrot.
2016-04-07 03:40:28 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, i want a parrot like that
2007-12-02 05:27:42 · answer #7 · answered by youdidnotjustsaythat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch, a bird bidding war, ho ho ho
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2007-12-02 10:32:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever bird. lol
2007-12-02 06:15:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha what a smartie birdie !
2007-12-02 05:23:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋