Probably next June or July, any ideas as to where we could go for a nice, relaxing holiday?
2007-12-02 04:10:01 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ United Kingdom ➔ Other - United Kingdom
Talking of pigs. what do you call a muslim with a pig on his head?.........Ham head. What do you call a muslim with 2 pigs on his head?...............More Ham Head.
No doubt someone will kick off at that joke.
2007-12-04 12:39:01 · answer #1 · answered by Derek W 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Take him to Sudan. I'm thinking of moving over there and opening up a greasy spoon cafe that sells bacon butties.
=)
2007-12-02 04:15:26 · answer #2 · answered by Vivi 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Denmark
2007-12-02 04:14:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
How come your question has not been deleted? I only mentioned I had a teddy with the same name last week, and I received a violation.
2007-12-04 12:44:01 · answer #4 · answered by 'Er indoors!! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Sudan!!! They would love him there. LOL Just get your body in good condition to withstand the lashes! It won't be tongue lashes either! Though that would be nicer.
Just Kidding!!!
2007-12-02 09:49:00 · answer #5 · answered by Linda S 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nudge Nudge, Oink Oink, say no more !
Mo-hammed is a very good name for a pig - a would be globe-trotter
2007-12-02 04:29:44 · answer #6 · answered by Time4AcuPPa 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd recommend Sudan Sur Mer - lots of nice sand, and a very special welcome if you're an innocent looking middle aged woman pretending to be a teacher, but is really a spy.
2007-12-02 04:16:49 · answer #7 · answered by David S 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Stay away from eastern countries as you may not be very welcome(especially Sudan) !!
2007-12-02 04:15:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
obviously khartoum, sudan. but pretty much anywhere in the islamic world is bound to be very exciting. there are probably mindless, bigoted muslim men in this country ( uk ) who would love to meet you too.
2007-12-02 04:23:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bahrain , Sudan, then you would probably end up like the pig-bacon!.
2007-12-02 04:20:24 · answer #10 · answered by cornishmaid 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋