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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...

Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?

I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

How come you never hear about gruntled employees?

How much faith does it take to be an atheist?

I don't have a solution, but I admire your problem.

If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is fog horn made out of?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

If atheists say there is no God, who do they think pops up the next Kleenex in the box?

Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?

I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom.

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?

Answer 1

What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?

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skybluecarp lol


only kidding hun lol


star time that was excellent.

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L O L 10/10 x

Answer 3

another star, man you're on a ball today

my favs were


If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?

I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.


If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is fog horn made out of?


What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

Answer 4

"A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station..."

"If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?"

"If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is fog horn made out of?"

"If atheists say there is no God, who do they think pops up the next Kleenex in the box?"

These are great!!!

I have another one for you:
If corn oil is made of corn, and tin whistle is made of tin, what exactly is baby oil made of?

Answer 5

A science fiction version of "The Wizard of Oz" in which Dorothy gets sucked into an alternate dimension called the "Outer Zone" where the law enforcement officers are called the Tin Men. On her search for the way home, she gets help from three familiar characters. Among them is a cowardly, wolverine-like animal without a backbone, a wicked sorceress named Azkadellia and a wizard known as the Mystic Man.

Answer 6

@ brother Pedram, the knowledgeable, the great! i think of Rosy Pearl is appropriate to a pair volume. Brother there are 2 diverse subject concerns that wahabies have project with: a million. asking somebody (despite if he/she is alive or lifeless) for help and interceding him for asking God is shirk and Kufr 2. Prophet(as) and ahlulbayt(as) are lifeless, so as that they can't hear us besides the undeniable fact that, those 2 are appropriate they're separate subject concerns! Your suitable way of reasoning in simple terms handle the 2nd doubts yet i think of has no longer something to do with the 1st. through fact we in simple terms handle prophet in salaam no longer in inquiring for help. you comprehend greater helpful that i'm up against the two fake innovations and we've proved that calling on prophet isn't shirk and that they are in a position to take heed to us and notice us by using diverse tactics(Koran, Hadith, good judgment etc ) infinte cases. yet we save on and not in any respect get drained; it is well worth enlighting in this respcet even by using spending our finished existence!

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good points,

By the way, I was the best thing before sliced bread hahaha

Answer 8

why do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

Answer 9

There is no stop in you now. Jokes are brilliant.

Answer 10

thank you for those they were really cool star4u