One particular Christmas a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip....but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then, Mrs. Claus told him that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.
Then when he went to harness the Reindeer, he found three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground, and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went back into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey.
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had hid the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.
Just then, the doorbell rang and Santa cussed his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas Tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa. Isn't it just a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you, Isn't it just a lovely tree? Where would you like me to stick it?"
Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas Tree
2007-12-02 03:12:22 · 25 answers · asked by tastybits 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Another brilliant one mumson. Thank you.
2007-12-02 04:16:10 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you buy a tree now, or in two weeks doesn't make much difference. All the trees are cut around the same, usually in mid to late Oct. It is even possible buying it earlier and getting watered sooner may prolong its "life." Or you could go to a cut your own farm, which can be a great family outing. If you chose this route, measure the area where you plan to place it, and bring along a tape measure, Trees never look as big in the "wild."
2016-04-07 03:33:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant lmao 10/10 x
2007-12-07 10:46:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol never herd that one before remember this is a kids sight also still was funny because i out an agel on top of my tree.
2007-12-02 03:16:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good one from you.have a star
2007-12-02 03:51:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Angel is me surely? lmao...ha haa...x x
2007-12-02 05:17:57 · answer #6 · answered by †100% Angel† 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Hilarious!
2007-12-02 03:16:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
havent heard that one since last year!!
still very funny!!
starred!!
2007-12-02 12:36:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
youve learnt well my dear
star award
2007-12-02 03:20:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it before...cute
2007-12-02 03:29:00 · answer #10 · answered by glamour04111 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋