8. You've got red and green bags under your eyes
7. You're serving reindeer pot pie
6. When you hear, "Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin'?," you scream, "No! I'm not listening!"
5. You climb on your roof and start shooting carolers with your air gun
4. You think you hear your Christmas tree taunting you.
3. Instead of spending time with family, you're watching some guy make photo copies
2. You've got eggnog coming out of your ears
1. Two words: tinsel rash
2007-12-02 03:00:52 · 17 answers · asked by tastybits 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i can relate to all of those thinking back to the last 10yrs or so
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2007-12-02 03:13:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
8. Mine are grey and black
7. Turkey gets to me!
6. I turn my deaf-aid off - and stick in an ear stick!
5. In my dreams - yes definitely! (arthritis)
4. That's not fir!
3. No, I disappear for a pint (or three)
2. No, Highland Park malt whisky!
1. Two words; relative exposure!
2007-12-02 06:48:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd never be sick of Christmas, it's the best time of the year.
So long as you don't have to give presents to too many people. I only give very close family, so it's great.
2007-12-02 05:15:43 · answer #3 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1's lmao 10/10 x
2007-12-07 20:51:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
couldn't stop laughing and I loved #5
2007-12-02 19:01:43 · answer #5 · answered by thydarknight 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 and 4 are the best!!! xD
2007-12-02 03:04:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha all things to look forward to,,,,have a star,,,
2007-12-02 03:03:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
loved number 1, i mean 8
the first one
2007-12-02 03:45:21 · answer #8 · answered by brenda 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
excellent once again star4u
2007-12-02 06:36:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
not sick of it yet.
keep telling them. they are funny!!
2007-12-02 12:24:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋