This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "But what the heck," he says, "I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the customer, "What's the name of your penis?"
The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called 'Nike,' for the slogan, 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his 'Snickers,' because 'It really Satisfies."
The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. The customer asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?"
The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."
The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?"
The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!"
A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right, who is sipping a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you call your penis?"
The man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because 'Quality is Job 1.' " Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?"
Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is 'Secret.' Now give me my beer."
The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why secret?"
The customer says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"
2007-12-02 02:29:03 · 12 answers · asked by Mike D 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
am i stupid, or am i the only one not getting it? i thought the STRONG was for s in secret, and ENOUGH for e in secret, but then i got lost. i still am lost
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why the hell did i get so many thumbs down? i dont get it, it doesnt mean much. u guys are so weird. my goodness! i dont get it, and u people are basically criticizing me!
2007-12-02 02:36:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 7⤋
V reliable, jogs my memory of the time a collector for Alzhiemers ailment asked me for a donation. I instructed her if i could keep in mind the place i had placed my money, i could enable her have some.
2016-10-02 05:47:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good gay joke
2007-12-02 02:38:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
okay thats funny but a little sick too! did u make that up cuz if u did ur funny
2007-12-02 02:44:01 · answer #4 · answered by air 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You may have a star! :)
2007-12-02 02:44:42 · answer #5 · answered by LoquaciousFirehawk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was funny.
2007-12-02 06:06:35 · answer #6 · answered by carm 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very nice i liked it...
2007-12-02 02:42:11 · answer #7 · answered by youcantseeme2976 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
loz...you funeehhh!!!
2007-12-02 16:35:33 · answer #8 · answered by Great Teacher Jopeth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-02 02:39:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
nasty much
2007-12-02 04:15:29 · answer #10 · answered by Sara C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋