You know, since Jesus said "it is harder for a rich man to enter into heaven that it is for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle".
You should get a head-start and give away all your stuff now!
Email me for the shipping address and bank account details.
2007-12-02 02:14:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well we have -110.89 in the bank right now and live in a metal box on 18 wheels. How are YOU doing, my highly educated, highly paid, highly snarky computer friend?
Done that yearly "purge" to your charities yet?
2007-12-03 19:39:56 · answer #1 · answered by Last Ent Wife (RCIA) 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
it really is a reliable question. this can a approach or the diverse help the asker and others to relish what “go back” meant in Jesus’ words. The Greek be wakeful used grew to change into into “parousia” or presence. Abernathy has replied the question common and easy. yet i imagine of the asker will reject what's implied by ability of the be wakeful “go back,” inasmuch as he has rejected the diverse implications of be wakeful “worship.” (Matthew 18:26 vs Matthew 4:10). For them, the be wakeful “worship”s contained in the Bible have one meaning. So i imagine of they have similar discernment with the be wakeful “go back” contained in the Bible. =) Addt: The apostles requested Jesus: "what might want to be the signal of your coming," (Matthew 24:3). If Jesus' coming is taken into consideration, why may the apostles ask for signals? what's utilizing signals if Jesus' coming may be honestly considered? Luke 17:20 better useful says: "the dominion of God does no longer contain remark" Addt: signals? i'm particular the asker understand what those signals are. (Matthew 24:3-14). those signals grew to change into strongly obtrusive seeing that 1914. Even secular/non-JW commentators and historians view 1914 as a blinding replace and a substantial turnng poingt in human history. yet i imagine of the asker does now no longer settle for this actuality, yet somewhat stay to inform the tale transformations made by ability of JWs. lower back, if Jesus' coming may be for particular considered, why may the apostles ask for signals?
2016-10-25 07:38:08 · answer #2 · answered by desmangles 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, I have an idea! Let's start announcing the second coming for the next month and see how many people we can get to give us our earthly possessions! Are you in?! ;)
And before they realise their daddy's not coming and become angry, we can run away to some far away Polynesian island and spend the rest of our lives filthy rich, sipping strange drinks from coconut halves and getting massaged by girls in straw skirts...
2007-12-02 19:49:35 · answer #3 · answered by Ymmo the Heathen 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those you call loons, are Jesus Christ representatives on earth, and they are not as perfect as the lord jesus christ, so they must have want. Jesus dint have any want, because he has all he wanted. All earthling have wants. Non is perfect..
2007-12-02 05:45:09 · answer #4 · answered by d_8thwonder 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My brother as soon as the Lord lets me know the end is near, you can have it all. But while I'm waiting I will have to take care of my family's needs. God bless you and just wait.
2007-12-02 02:21:57 · answer #5 · answered by furgetabowdit 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm taking my Charles Manson lunch box with me
2007-12-03 02:11:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can have my Umpa Lumpa pajamas and I get paid with chickens, goats and the occasional cauliflower, so the shipping is on you Acid. : )
2007-12-02 08:38:35 · answer #7 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Just because someone is a loon doesn't mean they are stupid.
2007-12-02 02:23:18 · answer #8 · answered by Subconsciousless 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Can't do it right now but I do have some old used underwear I'll let you have.
2007-12-02 02:17:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
You want my camel?...and my needle? LoL
2007-12-02 09:48:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋