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A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady,
was looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put
on his gloves.


"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.


"No, I don't" she replied.


"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in China with a big tank of latex.
Workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them
dry,
then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."


She didn't crack a smile. "Oh well, I tried," he thought.


But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the dental procedure,
she burst out laughing.


"What's so funny?" he asked.


"I was just picturing how condoms are made!" she said.

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say this out loud once, reading from top to bottom, now read it like, sheep sheep, sheep about, sheep talking....... now read it from the bottom to the top

mn askes catipilar, wnt to *** shop 1 hr l8r. redy wiv ma shoes!!!!

2007-12-02 01:59:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

Haha

2007-12-02 02:02:48 · answer #1 · answered by bubblewrapped_heart 2 · 0 0

Funny! 10!

2007-12-02 10:06:00 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

the old lady one was funny and the sheep one wht were u saying on the bottom

2007-12-02 10:51:51 · answer #3 · answered by air 3 · 0 0

I really didnt get the second one, but the first ones funny!

2007-12-02 10:04:04 · answer #4 · answered by doglvr 2 · 0 0

That's funny!

2007-12-02 10:06:41 · answer #5 · answered by Baby Girl 3 · 0 0

i made my hubby do the sheep thing too so that i dont look like the only idiot!!

starred!!

2007-12-02 10:09:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol thats funny

2007-12-02 10:03:37 · answer #7 · answered by jesse mary 2 · 0 0

lmao. i fell for the sheep one! hehehehehehehehe. great jokes!

2007-12-02 10:04:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Narration is bad.

2007-12-02 10:13:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That was funny! LOL =)

2007-12-02 10:04:41 · answer #10 · answered by Brianna 3 · 0 0

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