Q...Why dont 70yr old women have smear tests?
A...Have u ever tried pulling a cheese toastie apart??
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Q...What do u call a bloke with 3 eyes?
A...Seymour...
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Q...What do clouds and blokes have in common?
A...Eventually they both f%^k off and its a nice day...!!
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Harley davidson died and went to heaven and was boasting to god how he'd created the best motorbike in the world! God disagreed saying BMW's were a better designed bike. Harley says 'what do u know about design? U created women and look at the trouble we have with them!!' 'Ahem...' Says God... 'I think you'll find alot more men are riding my creation than yours!!!'
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Four blokes meet on a plane, an american, a brit, a russian and an indian... American says 'im a CIA agent', Brit says 'im an MI6 agent', Russian says 'im aKGB agent' and the indian says.... 'im a NEWSagent!'
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2007-12-02 01:28:35 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brill!!!!!
Have just got to work having a normal crappy monday morning!!
And YOU have managed to make me smile!!
I think you deserve a STAR just for making my day a little brighter!!
x
2007-12-02 20:43:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-02 01:34:31 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not very funny
2007-12-02 02:24:54 · answer #3 · answered by Photographer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not so funny
2007-12-02 01:56:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-02 02:52:37 · answer #5 · answered by Save the trees! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋