it has been a long time since i joked!!!!
this is a series!!!
This guy is really horny, but all he has is two dollars. He goes to the nearest whore house and says to the man working there,
"Look, I'm really horny, but all I have is two dollars. What can I get?"
"Well, the cheapest we have is one hundred dollars. But I'll cut you a deal on two conditions. For two dollars, I'll let you go down two doors on the right, but you have to wear a black condom, and leave the lights out!"
The horny man agrees and goes two doors down on the right with the black condom on and the lights out. A while later he comes back out and says to the man working there, "Man, that was the best sex I've ever had, but why did I have to wear the black condom?"
"Well, you gotta show some respect for the dead!"
2007-12-02 00:19:34 · 14 answers · asked by Andy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is funny
2007-12-02 00:24:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Horny Joke
2016-10-21 22:20:04 · answer #2 · answered by belsky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-02 01:40:18 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2016-04-07 03:20:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha man thats a good one have a star!
2007-12-02 00:31:28 · answer #5 · answered by Denz 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
heres a star
it was hilariously shocking
2007-12-02 03:47:41 · answer #6 · answered by brenda 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha lol its good i thought it was end up as like a racist joke or something
2007-12-02 00:25:38 · answer #7 · answered by plolochufuu 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol, 10, star, excellent.
2007-12-02 00:37:44 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ewww.. thats scarily funny. lol.
2007-12-02 01:47:02 · answer #9 · answered by mia 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its funny
i thought it would end up being a fat african american person or a g*ay guy
2007-12-02 00:37:58 · answer #10 · answered by sunny 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋