Q. Do you know the true reason for all of these blonde jokes?
A. Brunettes and redheads think they look smart making them all up!
Q. What do you call a brunette between two blondes???
A. LUCKY! (She finally gets some attention!)
Q. What's black and blue and lying in a ditch?
A. A Redhead who has told one too many dumb blonde jokes.
Q. What does a redhead miss the most at a party?
A. The Invitation !
Q. Why are there so many blonde jokes?
A. Because the blondes are out with all the men, the brunettes and redheads have nothing better to do on Friday and Saturday nights.
2007-12-01 23:00:01 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very Funny...........
2007-12-01 23:03:31 · answer #1 · answered by Art S 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Q. What's black and blue and lying in a ditch?
A. A Redhead who has told one too many dumb blonde jokes.
You could say that about anything... you need to specify and make it different so there's something odd about it. E.g-
Q. What's red, black and blue and lying in a ditch?
A. A Redhead who has told one too many dumb blonde jokes.
See the difference... cos without the red, it could be anything and isn't funny. Mind you it isn't funny with it, but it makes more sense, in a joke, anyway...
2007-12-02 03:46:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Correction for the second one:
Q: What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
A: An interpreter
2007-12-02 04:30:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey blond jokes are funny you got to admit it but u made up a good few that criticizes redheads and brunets good work!
2007-12-02 00:39:39 · answer #4 · answered by Denz 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-02 02:15:36 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Finally something in favor of the blonds!
2007-12-01 23:12:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Ha ha ha ha very funny good 1
2007-12-01 23:09:24 · answer #7 · answered by blade lady 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
wot da 1st guy said
2007-12-02 00:06:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is brilliant. We are not so dumb after all. lol
2007-12-02 00:01:52 · answer #9 · answered by Cathleen 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yeah !!!
You got it :
Blonds have more FUN !!!
Thank You for the jokes...
Aaron.
2007-12-01 23:28:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Well you smashed them.
2007-12-02 00:06:27 · answer #11 · answered by gentleman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋