Santa was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young woman was awaiting his arrival.
She begged him to stay and cuddle with her on the couch.Santa declined, saying "Ho-ho, gotta go. Gotta deliver these presents, you know."
Trying again, the lovely young thing removed her clothing down to her underwear.
"OH Santa, won't you please stay?" she begged.
Taking a long look, Santa sighed and delivered a not too believable, "Ho-ho, gotta go. Gotta deliver these presents, you know."
Not to be denied, this gorgeous female stripped off every stitch of remaining clothing, smiled and said in the sexiest voice imaginable, "Oh, Santa, please reconsider? Stay with me?"
With a very pained look on his face, Santa groaned and said very slowly, "Ho -ho,gotta go. Gotta deliver these presents you know."
And with that, he turned and left. Two minutes passed, and Santa reappeared, plopping himself down on the couch next to the beautiful girl.
"Santa! You decided to stay!" she exclaimed gleefully.
Santa grinned and said, "Hey - hey, gotta stay. Can't get up the chimney THIS way!"
2007-12-01 21:08:49 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ho! ho! ho! making up jokes about me now eh!.....
2007-12-01 21:12:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-01 22:00:32 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nicely final nighttime I dreamed that a fat white bearded guy climbed in mattress with me and this morning there's a Beamer in my driveway with a huge pink bow on it. :P Santa Rocks !!
2016-09-30 10:32:56 · answer #3 · answered by enns 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha good 1 have a star
2007-12-01 22:45:07 · answer #4 · answered by blade lady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You better watch the happy Christmas Murcia. He is watching you. Lmao
2007-12-01 23:10:46 · answer #5 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ho ho ho! bravo! good thing i'm not santa.
2007-12-01 21:20:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ho ho ho, you know how to tell em
2007-12-01 21:52:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-01 23:11:59 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny loved it star4u
2007-12-01 22:42:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice to read it's fun and christmas is coming soon
2007-12-01 21:43:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋