Being a single mother, I wanted to do everything perfectly when it came to raising my son. One day, he came to me with the age-old question...."Mom, where did I come from?" Since I considered myself a fairly hip, enlightened woman, I immediately stopped what I was doing and sat down with my six-year-old child to begin the oh-so important explanation about the birds and the bees. I navigated, fairly cleverly I thought, through the basics, explaining what I believed a six-year old would understand. He listened intently, his eyes never leaving my face, never once interrupting me and seemingly very interested in what I had to say.
I was feeling quite proud of myself, feeling as though I had met and managed a milestone in the "motherhood" department. My pleasure with my success was short-lived, however, when my son looked directly at me, his head cocked slightly to one side and said, "No, mom not sex. I mean like Lisa came from Pensacola, where did I come from?"
You just never really know what is going on in their little minds, do you?
2007-12-01 21:04:22 · 18 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's fantastically funny! You should send that in to a magazine.
I'm a single mother as well, and I have yet to have that talk with mine, so if you feel you did it well, kudos to you for getting it out of the way.
2007-12-01 21:08:11 · answer #1 · answered by glassesguru 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My main girl in my story is going to be a great mother up until one of the twins creates a portal into another world and time period and they both go through. In her defense daddy was the one watching them the most. I think the Weasley's mother was a great mother she loved her kids to death and took in Harry Potter countless times. She's very protective of everyone and anyone she loves. Like someone said Harry Potter had a great mother too she sacrificed herself for Harry Potter and that's saying a lot. My mother is awesome! She's Kind, Funny, Intelligent and very Loving.
2016-05-27 05:26:39 · answer #2 · answered by diann 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-02 02:14:36 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny ! 10 out of 10
2007-12-02 03:30:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very well written most amusing to read nice 1
2007-12-02 01:49:57 · answer #5 · answered by gazza 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-01 23:12:29 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i had a hat i would take it off for you oh i do hats off to you today very good star4u
2007-12-01 22:46:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha! that's funny! todays kid's really are unpredictable aren't they? remind me of my little girl, surprised me every time!
2007-12-01 21:33:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-12-02 01:15:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-12-01 22:30:39 · answer #10 · answered by Res T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋