A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?"
Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor."
"That's wonderful. How about you, Amie?"
Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman."
"Thank you, Amie," said the teacher. "What about your father, Billy?"
Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy murders people, steals from them, and drinks."
The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and asked if there might be some logical explanation.
Billy's father said, "I'm actually an attorney. But how can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?
2007-12-01 21:00:38 · 18 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great one thanks
2007-12-01 22:52:18 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-02 06:06:32 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny,the one I heard was ...my daddy plays cricket/football for England and I was just too embarased to say !!!
2007-12-02 11:35:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-02 07:13:13 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-12-02 05:06:55 · answer #5 · answered by Kerry 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-12-02 08:52:48 · answer #6 · answered by librian sexxy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-12-02 06:32:08 · answer #7 · answered by Res T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my answer it's fun to read and cool too
2007-12-02 05:37:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-12-02 06:53:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not the usual format for a question but I understand.
What you want to know is, "Am I funny?"
No.
2007-12-02 05:06:43 · answer #10 · answered by monotol 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
I was going to say, "You don't know what your daddy does?" But it turns out you are using your question to tell a joke? This is not a question. I have a question for you. Do you know how to ask a question?
2007-12-02 05:07:13 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 5⤋