A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.
2007-12-01 20:58:21 · 21 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-01 23:13:52 · answer #1 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha
2007-12-01 21:05:30 · answer #2 · answered by Baps . 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-01 22:05:08 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) Its a song by the Backstreet Boys 2) Enough toying with me already - I'm done being played.
2016-05-27 05:26:09 · answer #4 · answered by diann 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hm...I'm afraid I don't understand. Its probably just cause I've been awake too long & "admired" the champagne fountain at the wedding I went to a little too much.
2007-12-01 21:04:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
1
2017-01-27 23:42:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, cunning, sly but par for the course.
2007-12-02 00:03:12 · answer #7 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-12-01 21:09:12 · answer #8 · answered by Kerry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2007-12-02 03:32:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should look at the brighter side, you may laugh for you dunno what really the lawyers mean by it. I'm a lawyer in making.
2007-12-01 21:16:54 · answer #10 · answered by irfan_ahmed52 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋