I Want a funny joke in urdu ?

Answer 1

The funny part is in the punch line.So.here goes.
There was this guy being chased by a killer tiger.He runs up to the watchman at the forest lodge and in a panting voice asks him to let him in.The watchman mistaking him for an intruder
tries to intimidate by shouting,"janthe kisse bol
rahe ho?Main sher ka bacha hoon."The other
guy says,"Jaldi andar chod yaar,tera baap
mera peecha kar raha hai".

Answer 2

There are lot of funny jokes here in Urdu:

http://www.nawa-e-islam.com/no-396/children.cfm
http://www.nawa-e-islam.com/no-395/children.cfm
http://www.nawa-e-islam.com/no-394/children.cfm
http://www.nawa-e-islam.com/no-393/children.cfm
http://www.nawa-e-islam.com/no-392/children.cfm

Just change the number is URL for different issues.
For example: no-392, no-391 etc etc.

Answer 3

a beggar from Lucknow(famous for shayari)..
" chai ke liye 10 rupaye inayat farmayenge?
man: but chai to 5 rupayemein milti hai?
beggar: aap nahin piyenge hujoor?

Answer 4

If you can absorb it ek sher Pes-e-khidmat hai
Ajab haal in Mussalmano ka dekha
Ajab haal in Mussalmano ka dekha
Pehnte hain sir pe aur kehte hain boor ka

Answer 5

recently i heard this and this is quite funny.
shahjahan ne mumtaz ke liya taj mahal banvaya,
mai tumhare liye us se bada mahal banvaa unga,
us ne to mumtaz ko marne ke baad dafnaya tha,
main tumhe zinda hi dafna du ga:)

Answer 6

if you want to entertained your self just go there
Free Urdu-Hindi Jokes

http://apniactivity.blogspot.com/2014/05/free-urdu-hindi-jokes.html

Answer 7

find a funny one in English and then translate it!