A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night.
He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
"What's with the big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk slurred in response.
"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.
"Yup," replied the drunk.
"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.
"Watch," the drunk replied. He stumbled across the room, picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back.
The three stood in silence, looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You A@#$*)%
..it's three-fifteen in the morning!!"
2007-12-01 17:48:15 · 14 answers · asked by jockman432004 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That took me at least fifteen seconds to stop laughing. And I mean hard.
2007-12-01 17:59:44 · answer #1 · answered by John O 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm guessing by utilising your grade which you're around 12 or 13. At that age.... human beings have exciting the thank you to teach that they like somebody. i might say definite, he sounds like he has an activity yet is attempting to play it down with the intention to not make it glaring.
2016-11-13 05:44:48 · answer #2 · answered by larrinaga 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-01 23:33:06 · answer #3 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hi jock man, great joke, dont know what we would do without you to cheer us up
2007-12-02 08:35:40 · answer #4 · answered by bluebrancall 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont post that next joke you are about to post about Pakistani's. Dont say i didn't warn you!!
2007-12-01 17:51:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
haha
2007-12-02 01:36:24 · answer #6 · answered by librian sexxy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-12-02 00:15:15 · answer #7 · answered by Res T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
good to read it's fun
2007-12-01 20:55:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha excellent.
2007-12-01 19:11:49 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
V good ha ha ha ,,,,
2007-12-01 18:48:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋