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2007-12-01 17:40:15 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Do you believe this is an accurate view of Christianity?
2007-12-01 17:41:29 · update #1
Stinknugget: ROFLMAFO!
2007-12-01 17:54:54 · update #2
Christianity is a great religion influenced by Hinduism and preached by Jesus.
2007-12-05 17:37:23 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is funny, but not accurate, Atheist- Those that believe that a random chain of events lead to there existence which has no meaning and will never be understood and wherein all endeavors are of no consequence and therefore of no significance, and the universe is just series of chance occurrences without any truly discernible pattern but only imposed patterns used as a device to explain random events and having accepted this as the case any evidence that suggests otherwise is disregarded. Is this an accurate description of what atheism is.
[edit] atheism requires faith and asserts a universal truth about existence i.e. god can't or doesn't exist this sounds like religion to me, just food for thought.
2007-12-01 18:26:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
LMFAO
Yes, that's amazing!! I'm gonna have to forward this to the girl who's been emailing me about my "sins". Do you think she'd get a laugh out of it?
And dunbar_melvin - WTF???? I must be blonde or something, because that just looks like a bunch of text and numbers thrown together to look like some equation explaining why everyone who thinks this is funny is going to hell.
You could just speak in English, instead of quoting from ignorant sheepherders and magical beings.
2007-12-02 02:10:19 · answer #3 · answered by Hailey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sounds like a Duckphup post.
I miss good ol' Duckphup.
2007-12-01 17:55:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
hehe. i love how everyone's all 'im praying for you'
well i'm laughing with u. so there. am i gonna be burned for eternity in some random place below the universe by a dude with horns?? i think not.
2007-12-01 17:54:07 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I believe I'm much happier now than I ever was as an agnostic. I think what a lot of christians forget is its how they relate to God and enjoy his presense. you're welcome to believe as you feel, if it makes you happy, then why not?
2007-12-01 17:49:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
"zonbie, 'From: hell! ! NO! ***[1John 3:7-] " Little children, let no man "deceive," you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous!_***]
***[Matthew 24:4-] And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man "deceive," you !!_***]
Matthew 24:5-] For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall "deceive," many!_***]
*[John 14:6-] " Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me._***]
*[Joh 1:4 In him was life; and the life was the light of men.-]
***One! *WORD! *L.I.G.H.T.:
*Life!: In: GOD!: Hope: *TRUTH!
*[Gen 1:3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light: Life: In: God: Hope: Truth!
*[Mat 5:14 Ye are the light of the world. A city that is set on an hill cannot be hid!_***]
***ABSOLUTELY! ***Look At The, Spiritual Power In, *Your! *HANDS!
*[Matthew 11:4 Jesus answered and said unto them, Go and shew John again those things which ye do hear and see!_]
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(S)-SON! Ring, ‘Fingers! His Love! (L) In Your Mind, And Your; “HEARTS!”
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2007-12-01 18:29:14 · answer #7 · answered by dunbar_melvin 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Nailed it in one! Good post.
2007-12-01 18:13:12 · answer #8 · answered by laotzu4272 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've never seen it described that way.
2007-12-01 18:08:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa man, that is pretty harsh. Even if you're an atheist or agnostic, you should have some decency for others' beliefs.
2007-12-01 17:44:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 3⤋