A man was convicted of killing 35 ppl by running them over. At the court, the judge asks, "How the hell did you run over 35 ppl?!!!"...He said, "Well your honor heres what happened, I was going down a hill and one of my tires popped so i lost control of the car. On the left side of the road there was two guys walkin and on the right, there was a wedding going on. Your honor what direction would you steer to?"...The judge said "Definetly the two on the left". The man said "Your honor that is what I did". Shocked the judge replied "but how did you run over 35 ppl?"...The man replied, "Well I went after the two men, BUT those idiots ran towards the WEDDING!!!"
lol...star me if its good
2007-12-01 17:23:15 · 9 answers · asked by blacksmith 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was great.
2007-12-02 00:56:34 · answer #1 · answered by gentleman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama!
2007-12-02 03:10:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny! 6/10! Sorry!
2007-12-02 06:16:02 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha
2007-12-02 09:40:14 · answer #4 · answered by librian sexxy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That SUCKS
2007-12-02 01:25:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
it's okay
2007-12-02 01:33:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was okay!
2007-12-02 01:26:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry, not that funny. nice try though.
2007-12-02 01:26:06 · answer #8 · answered by Fiona 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
good joke....hope its not true.
2007-12-02 01:26:09 · answer #9 · answered by jammer813 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋