A little boy comes down to breakfast...?

Question

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast till the chores are done.

Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken.

He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.

He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast, and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig,so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother and with a smile says: "Are you going to tell him, or should I ?

Answer 1

lol great one

Answer 2

Funny! 10!

Answer 3

The father should just be glad he didn't kick a tree. Even Viagra couldn't help him then.

Answer 4

at first i do no longer think of ninety% of the individuals might have faith who he's or replaced into, and does not look after what he had to declare. it fairly is that if he got here in human variety. The final God, would desire to no longer get all the individuals to take heed to him. for many of them did no longer care what he had to declare. Sorry. take care dave

Answer 5

Good joke!
Little boy to father, "Mommy says I came from a cookie jar"
Father to son, "Well son, thats about the size of it!"

Answer 6

That's a pretty good, wise thing to a disobedient child. That's kind of funny too.

Answer 7

Haha that's funny and sort of offensive... but what humore isn't these days lol?

Answer 8

that was TOOO FUNNY! lol i ahve never heard that(im not being sarcastic)

Answer 9

cool joke

Answer 10

haha

Answer 11

haha