One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon...
Demon: Why so glum chum?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell.
Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinkin' man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Love the drinks.
Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab, and fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!
Guy: Gee that sounds great.
Demon: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it! Love the smoking.
Demon: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead remember?
Guy: Wow...that's...awesome!
Demon: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Why yes as a matter of fact I do. Love the gambling.
Demon: Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever... If you go Bankrupt...well you're dead anyhow.
Demon: You into drugs?
Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose - that's right - you're dead - who cares! O.D.!!
Guy: Yowza! I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place!!
Demon: You gay?
Guy: Uh no.
Demon: Ooooh (grimaces) you're really gonna hate Fridays.
2007-12-01 15:50:17 · 8 answers · asked by EmeryJae 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha :)
good one..
2007-12-01 16:39:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell Is A Place That I Sure Don't Want To Go.Hell Was Not Made For Man It Was Made For The Devil And His Angles .But Because Of Sin Man Does Indeed Go There.And If A Person Goes To Hell It Is Not For Just A Day But It Is For Ever Once You Are There You Can't Ever Get Out. This Is Not A Fun Place As The Devil Would Have You To Think.But This Is A Place Of Weeping And Nashing Of Teeth Where The Worm Never Dies.Ia'm Sure That You Have Been Burnt Before And You Know How That Fills.Just Think About Hell Is 7' Times Hotter I Will Stop With This I Love You In Christ Jesus.I Really Thank You For The Question.
2007-12-02 09:35:13 · answer #2 · answered by charlesoshields 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha that was a pretty good one.
2007-12-01 23:54:46 · answer #3 · answered by D.Z. Carter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All I know is that I never want to go to Hell.
2007-12-01 23:54:15 · answer #4 · answered by erin 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha im going to remember that one
2007-12-03 00:27:51 · answer #5 · answered by Haydz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha! Thats a good one!
2007-12-02 00:28:42 · answer #6 · answered by Jojo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow there a bunch of gay people in hell
2007-12-01 23:56:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anokea 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...the demon is cool
2007-12-01 23:54:46 · answer #8 · answered by coolboy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋