Now that i have your attention, can you tell me a joke that will make me laugh harder than I have ever laughed in my life? I mean pee your pants funny. Roll on the floor holding your belly laughing for 20 min. kind of laugh. Give it your best shot. At least you got 2 points for answering the question. Ten if i pee my pants i laugh so hard at your joke...
2007-12-01 15:50:14 · 19 answers · asked by HollyHogwarts 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1.What is the difference between a Snowman and a Snowwoman?
A. Snowballs.
2. A bear and a rabbit are going #2 in the woods. The bear asks the rabbit, "Do you ever have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?"
"No", says the rabbit.
So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt with him.
3. Gravity - it's not just a good idea, it's the law.
2007-12-01 15:55:50 · answer #1 · answered by enn 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋
well heres one i think is pretty funny.
there was a blonde brunette and a redhead.
there were all about to be shot for crimes they had commited.
It was the brunettes turn to be shot.
The man said 3,2,1 and she yelled EARTHQUAKE!!!
and everyone turned and she ran off.
The same thing happened with the redhead.
3,2,1 HURRICANE!!!
then it was the blondes turn.
She was thinking I know what theyre up to. Ill try it myself.
the man said 3,2,1.. and the blonde yelled FIRE
and he shot and killer her..
another one
a blonde brunnete and a redhead went to a picnic.
The blonde came late
She had two massive burn scars on both sides of her head
the brunete and redhead said
OMG what happened.
and the blonde said.
well I was ironing my clothes and the phone rand so i picked up the iron. thats why there is that scar on my head.
and the brunette and redhead said
but what about the other one.
and the blonde said
they called back!
2007-12-01 23:57:27 · answer #2 · answered by Will 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Superman was flying high into the sky but for some reasons he felt weak and when he fell back down he was flapping his hands so he would not fall. A kid on the ground said to his mommy he saw a big blue BEE. Mother asked where? Kid said over there. Not very funny I know. Happy holidays!!!
2007-12-01 23:58:16 · answer #3 · answered by unabletoplaytennis 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
how do you define a joke??
A...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
3 men went into a cave and saw a skull. the american said this is an american, he has a cap mark on his forehead. the kuwaiti said this is a kuwaiti skull it has a mark of the traditional clothing. the last man s\id this is froum our country, he is definately from our country, no doubt about is he has no brains in his skull
what do you get whan you cross a bear and a toilet?
A...winnie the pooh
2007-12-02 00:15:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why was Tiger sticking his head down the toilet?
Because he was looking for Pooh Bear.
Maybe it didn't make you pee your pants. but at least it made me.
2007-12-01 23:55:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry can't think of any at the moment. But nice attention grabber there.
2007-12-01 23:54:17 · answer #6 · answered by snowlady 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a man walks into a bar ans sees a jar of mony on the counter. he asked how he could get the mony. the bartender said u have to drink an entire bottle or whiskey, pull a dogs sore tooth out, and have sex with an ond lady upstairs. the man drinks the whiskey and goes outside to the dog extremely drunk. theres alot of yelping from the dog and the man comes back in and says wheres the old lady with the sore tooth?
get it? message me telling me how u liked it
2007-12-01 23:56:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
wow u got my attention snake up your nose
2007-12-01 23:54:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anokea 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is a rabbit and a bear in the woods.
The bear comes up to the rabbit and says "do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit said back "no."
So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt with him.
2007-12-01 23:57:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
How do you know when a job SUCKS
Answer.... when you see a Mexican quitting the job!!!
Ther are supposed to be the hardest workers who never quit a job that is why. I just hear d it on TV today.
2007-12-01 23:54:52 · answer #10 · answered by tina 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋