Ace ventura 1
"EINHORN IS A MAN!!!!!!!!"
"Let's see that again in super slow-mo!!!!!"
"I can't do it captain...."
"I am heinz.... trainer of ze dolfin..."
"Warning assholes are closer than they appear"
Ace Ventura 2
"There’s only one area of the Jungle with red baring fungus macula"
"You must be the monopoly guy....*whispers* "Thanks for the free parking..."
“Spank you spanky helper”
“LIKE A GLOVE!”
Dumb & Dumber
“Its ok I’m a Limo driver!”
“We got no food, we got no job, ARE PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!”
“Mary I desperately wanna make love to a school boy”
“I was robbed by a sweet little old lady on a motorized cart….didn’t even see it comin!”
In Living Color
“A few years ago during a crazy body building fad I had my uterus turned into a tobacco pouch….. care for a pinch?”
“No pain no gain!”
“When these babies start to pucker look out Michelle Pfeiffer !"
“Just admit it when you make love to your wife it’s my face that makes you shiver”
2007-12-01 14:09:20 · 9 answers · asked by stroberocksluv 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i like 'if im not bak it 5 min, wait longer!.'
ace ventura pet detect
2007-12-01 14:15:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Best Ace Ventura Quotes
2017-01-03 10:13:23 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ace Ventura 2:
"Everyone loves a Slinky! You just gotta get a Slinky! Slinky! Slinky! Go! Slinky, GO!...Awe man! Can you believe it! It was right there!!!"
"Fine! Let's do everything think that yooou wanna do!"
"Take that, you winged spawn of Satan!!"
"Shikaka (the natives kneel) Shikaka! (they kneel again) Shikasha! (They start to kneel, but stop) Ohhh! Shishkabab. Shawshank Redemption. ShicaaaaGO! (Cheif kneels) You're outta there! Go on, I gotcha, you're out."
Go to www.imdb.com and you can find quotes on a lot of movies.
2007-12-01 14:55:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fire Marshall Bill Quotes
2016-09-29 00:57:14 · answer #4 · answered by weafer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Any Jim Carrey fans? Any other best quotes you can think of?
Ace ventura 1
"EINHORN IS A MAN!!!!!!!!"
"Let's see that again in super slow-mo!!!!!"
"I can't do it captain...."
"I am heinz.... trainer of ze dolfin..."
"Warning assholes are closer than they appear"
Ace Ventura 2
"There’s...
2015-08-19 00:07:43 · answer #5 · answered by Dianna 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think his most famous line comes from In Living Color.
Fire Marshall Bill
"Let me tell ya something!"
2007-12-01 14:29:16 · answer #6 · answered by ChaRiaLer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"If I'm not back in 5 minutes just wait longer" Ace Ventura
"Let me tell you something" Fire Marshall Bill
2007-12-01 14:16:17 · answer #7 · answered by ducksausage 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dumb and dumber... the best comedy ever!
"PICK EM UP!!"
"Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
"WE LANDED ON THE MOON!"
"The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her."
"Harry, I took care of it..."
"I can't stop once I start.. it stings"
"Don't you go dying on me!"
"Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"
"Its the shaggin' wagon."
"Samsonite! I was way off!"
"Excuse me, Flo? What is the Soup Du Jour?"
"G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!"
2007-12-01 14:23:09 · answer #8 · answered by myluv115 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YAYYYYYY!!! jim carrey is the best. like seriously one of the best actors ever. and bruce almighty is a really really great movie too. and me myself and irene. -cheers- -audience applauds- -drumroll- -fanfare-
2007-12-01 14:15:56 · answer #9 · answered by Claudia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes he is
2016-03-16 03:00:39 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋