old Seamus Flattery is upstairs dying and the neighbor women are downstairs with Seamus' wife cooking for the wake. The neighborhood men are out in the back passing a pint and the priest is coming every three hours to say the rosary.
But old Seamus comes out of his coma and calls weakly for his wife: "Johanna, Johanna ... "
Downstairs one of the ladies hears him and says to Johanna: "It's himself, he's calling for you."
So, Johanna climbs upstairs quickly and comes in the room.
Johanna: "Oh Seamus me darling what it is?"
Seamus: "Is that a ham I smell cooking down there?"
Johanna: "Oh aye it tis indeed - a fine big ham."
Seamus: "And did you put the cloves to it and cover it with mustard?"
Johanna: "Oh aye, its just the way you like it."
Seamus: "And would you be after cutting me a small piece?"
Johanna: "Oh Seamus you
2007-12-01 13:55:42 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i didnt get it either. am i supposed to finish it?
2007-12-02 01:08:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-01 22:22:24 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny good 1
2007-12-01 22:50:12 · answer #3 · answered by blade lady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-25 07:03:26 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
johanna says "No, it's for the wake."
2007-12-01 19:59:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-01 23:34:47 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-12-01 22:51:20 · answer #7 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny
nice and cool
good to read thank you
2007-12-01 22:12:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny
2007-12-01 19:10:12 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
aha ..you forgot to complete it...or i don't get it....both way good joke...LOL
2007-12-02 06:14:34 · answer #10 · answered by Tehseen B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋