2007-12-01 13:55:24 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Aren't reconditioned ones just as good? Is there a core charge, too?
2007-12-01 13:59:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
LMAO - trust me, unless they are just manufacturing virgins in Heaven, there aren't enough women to go around. You'd get a factory repaired version. I kinda like that... can I be a 'factory repaired' virgin every time I want to sleep with someone? Forget that I have kids...
2007-12-02 01:24:13 · answer #2 · answered by Katie Short, Atheati Princess 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haven't you heard, it is 72 Virginians, not 72 virgins. The Virginians fought and won the war of independence from England many years ago. By the time you make it, they will be ready to declare war on you. Wow!! What a beating that will be.....
2007-12-01 13:59:45 · answer #3 · answered by mesquiteskeetr 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Even if you get the factory repaired virgins, I've read that they are just as good as the new ones. Heaven's quality control is very tight.
P.S. You realize, of course, that some Muslim is going to report you, right? Offense to Islam and all that nonsense.
2007-12-01 14:04:51 · answer #4 · answered by damnyankeega 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Old lady, dried up, shriveled, died of natural causes virgins for you because you ask too many questions. Allah does not like questions. You just better hope there is holy lube in heaven.
2007-12-01 14:20:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Let James Kirk go where no man has gone before. If you really believe you will "get" 72 anything when you die then the joke is on you. Silly man
2007-12-01 13:58:17 · answer #6 · answered by Joshot 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
It's actually 72 virginians. Big fat women from virginia in spandex carrying half-empty containers of store brand ice cream.
2007-12-01 13:59:31 · answer #7 · answered by mazdamandan 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
The factory repaired ones are probably better. The real virgins don't do everything if you get my drift.
2007-12-01 14:08:00 · answer #8 · answered by 1st Liberal 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
A person who does things the way it is supposed to be done in their marriage life. Etc. Full fill the family need to, be the leader of the house. Etc.
2016-05-27 04:30:59 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's in your contract. Man nobody pays attention to the small print!
It's kinda like insurance; if you pay more to the church each month, you get better rewards and lower deductibles when you get to Heaven.
2007-12-01 13:59:17 · answer #10 · answered by Patrick 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
There's a reason why they were still virgins.
Let's figure this out...hmmmm....old enough to be in Heaven....virgins....
2007-12-01 14:04:11 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋